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Forget Letterman. Forget Carson. Forget that kid who bullied you all through primary school because he apparently had ’emotional problems’ which caused him to keep you bedwetting until you were fourteen. Fabian Lapham (the Lap half of Mach/Lap) has broken it wide open by having the first webisode of Just … Continue reading →

Mick did not totally screw up the Mach/Lap website. That is a filthy lie and therefore suspicion must naturally fall on Fabian. Oh he pretends he knows nothing about computers and technology, but I think you’ll find he is the mastermind behind Microsoft, Computer Pretzels and Paris Hilton.