A Mach/Lap® Guide to the Oscars™

  Roll out the Red Carpet! Light the lights! Thaw out the Billy Crystal doll from cryosleep and give the joke writers from Home Improvement a job. Yes it’s the Oscars®™©don’tyoufuckingtrynothingbitch! So here, from a deep insiders perspective (my uncle is Tom Cruise’s gynaecologist plus Fabian once jerked it to Dunston’s … Continue reading

Review: “The End of Time” (A Turgid Pile of Pretentious Poo)

I’m not a very useful nerd, I know this. The only knowledge I absorb is that which is completely worthless to both myself and society; too obscure for the most trivial of trivia nights, too uninteresting for even the geekiest of geek circles. So it is a rare occasion that … Continue reading

CLUSTERFUCK: The Movie

CLUSTERFUCK: The Movie A MACH/LAP review of Cloud Atlas. Stars: Tom Hanks, Halle Berry, Jim Broadbent, Hugh Grant and Agent Smith. Firstly: Fucking Spoilers. Secondly: I don’t want to just be a negative naysayer, so lets look at this movie objectively without bias or vitriol; Cloud Atlas is a giant … Continue reading