Have a seat. Relax. Try the Kool Aid.

Stars Without Makeup!

Stars don’t have to be glam all the time and many aren’t afraid to step out bare-faced as these photos show…

8 Quick Things I Noticed While Rewatching “Honey I Shrunk The Kids”

Let me preface by saying this film holds up. Directed by Joe Johnston (who would much later make Captain America: The First Avenger) it is a fun high-concept adventure, and the first film that made me want to be an inventor. After seeing it I started stockpiling pieces of junk in … Continue reading

BED FOR SALE, PERFECT FOR SLEEPING IN/ON/AROUND

I’m selling a sizeable bed for a low, low price. It is an old bed and has seen better days, but it still works as a bed.  I can’t be bothered finding measuring tape. It’s bed-sized. If you have a room that is for beds,  then this bed will probably … Continue reading

5 Things You Didn’t Know About The Melbourne Comedy Festival

As another Melbourne International Comedy Festival flops into its final week, it dawns on me how your Average Joe Goonbag knows so precious little about the machinations of this annual event. Well, kid, as a seasoned veteran who’s broken even more than a few times in this crazy ol’ fest, I’m … Continue reading

WORD SLUT: Fabian Lapham

This is where words with low self esteem come to be used and fondled by Fabian’s mind fingers. Slut.

VIDEO ORGY

Bring your third best horse and your second best toga. And a cheese platter. Things are about to get visual.

CORDIAL VULGARITY: Dr Mick Mach

Something something penis. Something something fart joke. Inappropriate physical attention. And repeat